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He had a go. He had to go.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Zombies.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Tim Burton

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The Raven in Flight

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Vampire Bat

"You dressed!"

Nick Cave

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui