Gothic Decor Admirer Prints

"You wear pyjamas!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

"You dressed!"

Nick Cave

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Vincent Van Goth.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Four Horsemen.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.