Gothic Decorators Pillows

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Piranhaclaus

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'The roof needs icing.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Gesundheit!"

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Cybergoth.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vincent Van Goth.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Transylvanian Snails.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Till life do you part.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."