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"Is it right on the lagoon?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'The roof needs icing.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Gesundheit!"

Date Night

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Crap others threw out

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Transylvanian Snails.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Till life do you part.

Santa School.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

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