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"We should never have invited your family to live with us."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'The roof needs icing.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"