Whimsical Home Decorators T-Shirts

Happy Home - Thumbs Up.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Projectile hairballing."

Teapot

'The roof needs icing.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Dog Bookends

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

Home Sweet Home.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'A Dust Cow'.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"No, this is the elephant."

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

"He loves me!"