Nostalgic Decorator T-Shirts

'Don't worry you won't have to buy a new one, Mum said it's irreplaceable!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I miss the old cubicles."

A new meaning in the Roman

Futons/Futoffs

Wallpaper Bouguet

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

Smiley

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."

'I hired a decorator.'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

New summer barbie doll.

'Cut it out!'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

'Not that yukky color!'

Snowglobe In Summer

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Grim Swatter

Easter Island Decorating

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'I keep everything behind the sofa cushions.'

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"