Gothic Home Decorator Prints

"We should never have invited your family to live with us."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"