Angelic Decorator Pillows

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Shelter Cat Nap

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Angel playing music

A new meaning in the Roman

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Supply was out of harps.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Violin Playing Snowman.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

A christmas tree for the cat

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"He loves me!"

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"We'll take it."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

A bear decorates a snowbear.

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"