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"This place could do with a water feature."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'A Dust Cow'.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Smashed harp...

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Death of the pope.

Angel with a lollipop.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

A season for Santas

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'When is break time around here?'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"A spot near the almighty!"

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"They hold up my halo!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'