Angelic Themes Enthusiast Pillows

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'I'm your Guardian Angel, but I have to guard other people from you.'

Smashed harp...

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'The Christ Child'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

Death of the pope.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

Angel with a lollipop.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"A spot near the almighty!"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''