Angelic Themes Enthusiast Gifts

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'I'm your Guardian Angel, but I have to guard other people from you.'

Smashed harp...

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'The Christ Child'

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Death of the pope.

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Angel with a lollipop.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'When is break time around here?'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'I see my wife made it in.'

"A spot near the almighty!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'