Angelic Themes Gifts

'The Christ Child'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"Purell hand sanitizer."

'My horoscope said I'd have a heavenly day.'

Angel watching Soul Train

Halo Frisbee.

Angels and Devils.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Smashed harp...

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Ad Meeting With God.

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

Angel versus kite...

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

Angels' Leap

'Good Lord, you throw like a girl. We want shock and awe, not static cling.'

Angel with angel wings for moustache meets a regular angel.

"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."

"Curiosity?"