Angelic Themes Gifts

'The Christ Child'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"Purell hand sanitizer."

'My horoscope said I'd have a heavenly day.'

'Yo! A little help?'

Angel watching Soul Train

Angel with Plane Wings.

Halo Frisbee.

Angels and Devils.

"Nope, no Pearly Gates. Just an invisible fence."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

Smashed harp...

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

Ad Meeting With God.

Welcome to Heaven - For a Limited Period Only

Angel versus kite...

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

Plus, it keeps it warm.

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

'I never imagined Heavenly music would include so much bleating.'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

"I always figured you out as a survivor, Harry."

'Sorry, the 'Guns Everywhere' law is not in effect up here!'