Angelic Themes Admirer Gifts

'I always wore white clothing, so I would be visible to traffic, but then I was knocked down by a snow plough.'

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Snow Devil

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Angel Music

Wash your hands

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Zagat Rated.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Angel Swing

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...