Angelic Theme Lover Gifts

"Curiosity?"

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

'T.M.I.F.'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Prince in the Afterlife

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'The Christ Child'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

Angel with a lollipop.

Death of the pope.

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'I was an overachiever.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"