Angelic Themes Fan Gifts

'Good Lord, you throw like a girl. We want shock and awe, not static cling.'

Angels' Leap

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The Christ Child'

Heaven Has VIP

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'For the first year, you'll be required to bring me MY slippers.'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Devil Flushes on Angels

'I see my wife made it in.'

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"