Angelic Music Fan Gifts

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Heaven and Hell

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Heavenly Take Out

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Any requests?"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.