Angelic Musician Gifts

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Guitars in Heaven

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Heaven and Hell

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Death of the pope.

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Any requests?"

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

"I get great reception this way."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I see my wife made it in.'