Angelic Music Lover Gifts

Life on cloud 8

Man uses his headphones to listen to captured harpist.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'How come he gets a blues harp?!'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Heaven and Hell

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Angel and Devil Music.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Any requests?"

Death of the pope.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Angel with a lollipop.

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'