Angelic Enthusiast Gifts

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Attention new arrivals. We are experiencing some supply chain issues but I assure you these are only temporary."

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

'St Peter is on break with St Paul- I'm Minneapolis.'

'I don't want to be a 'zero'.'

'See, Harry? I am holier than thou.'

'They were all out of wings.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'They got my name and age wrong!'

Pastor Dingleberry officially retires from his ministry at Acme Baptist Church...

Angels playing tennis.

"I warned you not to walk through clouds!"

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I can't believe I'm not in there...I've been listed in 'Who's who in Medicine' for the last sixteen years.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"But I thought once you were in you were in!"

Death of the pope.

'I hate churches with ceiling fans.'

"New guy."

Complaints in Heaven

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

"I've been making sure the good outweighs the bad."

'It's not for myself, you understand.'

'Honestly, Larry - you need to lose some weight.'

"Apparently, there is life after death."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"