Angelic Fan Gifts

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Shoe repair

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

"I think it's funny, but that guy may have a problem with it."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Water Balloons.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Heaven Has VIP

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'He was a good rabbit dog.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I'd feel very fortunate if I were you. My music WAS appreciated in my lifetime, and then played to death in elevators and shopping malls!'

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'