Angelic Parody Fan Gifts

'Well if it isn't Bert Higgins! I thought you were dead!'

'T.M.I.F.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Heaven Has VIP

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

'When is break time around here?'

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

"Kids today!"

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.