Angelic Story Fan Gifts

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Heaven Has VIP

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Heaven - Under New Management.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Inventive Uses of Halo