Angelic Anecdote Fan Gifts

'The halos are there to improve reception.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Heavenly Take Out

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Heaven Has VIP

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I see my wife made it in.'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Devil Flushes on Angels

Angel changing a star lightbulb