Angelic Anecdote Collector Gifts

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Angel playing music

"You think it's tough down there?"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Bag for Life Collection Point.

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

Christmas 2020

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Jesus walks on water just as Moses parts the sea.

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

The Devil's Fallen Angel Collection

"Now remember it was a car crash, don't mention we fell off a cliff taking a selfie."

"Can you pray again in a couple of hours? He's in a meeting."

"Undocumented? You'll have to go straight to 'Limbo'."

'Hey, I'm glad to see you're still here. I thought you'd died!'

"I'm sorry but just 'liking' us on Facebook is not enough."

Heaven - with Children

'Can you get our insurance policy out? I want to check to see if it covers dog bites.'

'You're not going to believe this,Doc!'

"Great funeral!"

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'