Angelic Anecdote Collector Prints

'Nobody told me anything about pre-registraton!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Angel playing music

"You think it's tough down there?"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

Bag for Life Collection Point.

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Christmas 2020

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

"Some guy brought me this little origami angel. I think it was a bribe, but it's cute."

"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."

"Now remember it was a car crash, don't mention we fell off a cliff taking a selfie."

"Can you pray again in a couple of hours? He's in a meeting."

"Undocumented? You'll have to go straight to 'Limbo'."

Heaven - with Children

'Hey, I'm glad to see you're still here. I thought you'd died!'

'Can you get our insurance policy out? I want to check to see if it covers dog bites.'

'You're not going to believe this,Doc!'

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"A misdemeanour? I can't remember her!"

'Look see? There's viola! Don't look right at her!'