Angel Collector Gifts

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Bag for Life Collection Point.

Christmas 2020

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Santa's wash day.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Bip."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Shoe repair

The Reason for Storms

Angel playing music

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Mexican angels.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"