Angelic Art Collector Gifts

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Reason for Storms

Angel playing music

The Assumption of Mary

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Bag for Life Collection Point.

I have some really bad news for you.

Angel with a lollipop.

A season for Santas

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Christmas 2020

"They hold up my halo!"

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

"A spot near the almighty!"

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'