Angelic Art Lover Gifts

"A spot near the almighty!"

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Another cloudy day."

"Can you come round the front."

Angel with a lollipop.

"I used to be useless at landscapes."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Smashed harp...

Devil paints God.

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

I have some really bad news for you.

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

A season for Santas

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

'I see my wife made it in.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'