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'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

The Assumption of Mary

The Reason for Storms

Angel playing music

The Angel's Share

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I opted for the upgrades."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Next World Tours

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

Supply was out of harps.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"