Angel Art Fans Gifts

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

Shoe repair

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."