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'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Assumption of Mary

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

Shoe repair

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Next World Tours

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"I opted for the upgrades."

The Angel's Share

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."