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'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

I have some really bad news for you.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

The Assumption of Mary

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"There's no way he'll notice, right? I mean, all turtles look the same."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'No hitchhikers!'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."