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'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'I miss the evildoers.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."