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'Oh, come on! Not the old, good cop, good cop routine!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

"I opted for the upgrades."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

The Angel's Share

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"