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Supply was out of harps.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

The Assumption of Mary

Damn defibrillators.

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'I miss the evildoers.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

A season for Santas

Angel with a lollipop.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Death of the pope.

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"I get great reception this way."

'I see my wife made it in.'

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

"They hold up my halo!"

"A spot near the almighty!"