Angelic Artist Mugs

Supply was out of harps.

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Damn defibrillators.

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'I miss the evildoers.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

A season for Santas

Death of the pope.

Angel with a lollipop.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"I get great reception this way."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"A spot near the almighty!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

"They hold up my halo!"

"He's my best friend – 74, bald, looks like a fat Sid Caesar."

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

Insurance agents in Heaven.