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The Angel's Share

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Reason for Storms

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Angel playing music

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

J. M. W. Turner

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."