Angelic Artwork Appreciator Pillows

The Angel's Share

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

The Reason for Storms

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

J. M. W. Turner

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel