Angelic Art Admirer Pillows

"Sure, it was cute when we were kids, but now it mostly makes people uncomfortable."

A season for Santas

"They hold up my halo!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

The Angel's Share

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'Please hold for an eternity...'