Angelic Art Admirer Pillows

Halos. Halo Holes.

"Sure, it was cute when we were kids, but now it mostly makes people uncomfortable."

A season for Santas

'What's with all the politicians suddenly getting struck by lightning?'

'We're eagerly awaiting Michael Jackson because, frankly, things can get a little dull up here.'

"They hold up my halo!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."