Angelic Art Lover Pillows

"A spot near the almighty!"

'I miss the evildoers.'

"Another cloudy day."

"Can you come round the front."

Angel with a lollipop.

"I used to be useless at landscapes."

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

The Angel's Share

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Devil paints God.

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

"Sorry, we're all out harps. . . supply chain issues. How are you on a kazoo?"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Death of the pope.

A season for Santas

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"They hold up my halo!"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'