Angelic Aesthetics Lover Pillows

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

The Assumption of Mary

Angel playing music

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

The Angel's Share

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I miss the evildoers.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Death of the pope.

A season for Santas

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Angel with a lollipop.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Marriage Heaven

For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

"They hold up my halo!"

'So, where's the mall?'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'