Angelic Style Lover Pillows

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

'T.M.I.F.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

Life on cloud 8

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I miss the evildoers.'

Prince in the Afterlife

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Smashed harp...

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

Angel with a lollipop.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

Heaven - Under New Management.

Marriage Heaven

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Most folks just go with the white.

"A spot near the almighty!"