Angelic Attire Admirer Pillows

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Cat Heaven.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

'He was a very good dog.'

Heaven Security Checks.

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'