Angelic Persona Admirer Pillows

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

Wash your hands

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Angel Swing

Zagat Rated.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Postcards from Heaven...

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.