Angelic Interactions Admirer Pillows

"Try twenty-three left."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Snow Devil

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Look man, no wings!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel Music

Wash your hands

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...