Angelic Banter Appreciator Pillows

Same old same old?

"How can you be out of wings?"

'T.M.I.F.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"I still hate you."

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Cat Heaven.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."