Angelic Banter Pillows

"Of course we don't offer health care. You're dead."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'The Christ Child'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

Well, here's your problem … you lost a wing nut.

Angel watching Soul Train

"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"You need a vacation? To where?"

No caption (In heaven, a cat sits on a cloud and claws at a man's halo from above).

Bull greets matador at gates of heaven.