Angelic Banter Mugs

"Of course we don't offer health care. You're dead."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

'The Christ Child'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."

Angel watching Soul Train

'Smoking or non?'