Angelic Wit Mugs

"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

An amplified harp

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

"So much for eternal rest."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

Late Night TV

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".