Angelic Wit Appreciator Mugs

"I just stopped by to say, 'I told you so'."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'T.M.I.F.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"I still hate you."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Corporate Entertainment Area

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'When is break time around here?'

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

After-Death Mints

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''